Random thoughts from the world of Covid 19
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —– The Living Room or The Bedroom
PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog….. we laughed a lot.
So, after this quarantine…..will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat
I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”…. I’m offended.
Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.
With no rain predicted for Caulfield we expect an upgrade by Saturday but warn that this meeting has been hard to win from in past years and I don’t know why. Randwick could get upgraded from a current 6 to soft 5 with predicted showers limited to less than the amount of water from irrigation.
That will be a good result for Winform subscribers. The racefields for Kalgoorlie and Ascot are on our website but we won’t be doing any work on it tomorrow. Our Weekend Feature Race for Randwick will be posted tonight ready for Saturday.
Ascot and Kalgoorlie Winform ratings is up. No selections not working today, I draw the line at Good Friday and Christmas.
Have a Happy Easter, all things considered we are doing well in having Racing continuing. Christmas is coming and besides I didn’t have an Easter Egg to put up, I ate it already.